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If I was to die the slowest possible death, it would be to combine a fire that would burn me to death, that would take the entire length of this movie, while having to watch it simultaneously.

A fate I could not wish on my worst enemy, because that would be the epitome of hell. Thankfully no one talked during this movie, because as painfully slow as this movie drew out, I can only imagine how terrible the dialogue would have been if it was added in as well.

I hope you found this useful; please excuse me while I now stick my head in this wood chipper.